Welcome to the official Privacy Policy of the Republic of Petoria! Here, we take your privacy seriously... well, as seriously as we take anything.
When you interact with Petoria’s website, we may collect some basic information, like your favorite snack preferences and interest in nachos. We do not collect personal data, unless you count “Peter’s mind-reading experiments” as data collection.
Any information we gather is purely for the enjoyment of our Supreme Leader, Peter Griffin. It’s used to improve Petorian services, stock up on nachos, and occasionally decide new national holidays. Rest assured, your browsing history is safe... as long as it involves snacks and relaxation.
Petoria may use cookies (the website kind, not the chocolate chip kind, unfortunately). These cookies help us track which pages are most popular, allowing Peter to create more decrees on topics people care about (like Pajama Fridays). You may disable cookies, but please note this could affect your experience with Petorian fun.
We value your privacy, which is why your information stays in Petoria. We do not share data with any third parties, including Quahog (especially not Quahog). The only person who has access to your information is Peter, who mostly just uses it to think of new snack-based decrees.
Your data is safe with us… mostly because we don’t really know what to do with it anyway. We have implemented secure measures (like asking Peter to be careful with his laptop) to ensure your data remains private and protected.
Peter reserves the right to update this Privacy Policy whenever he feels like it. You’ll likely never know about these changes, as we might forget to mention them. So please check back often (or not, it’s up to you).
If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, you can try contacting us, but we may or may not respond depending on how interested Peter is in reading emails that day. For urgent matters, consider shouting in the direction of Quahog.