Welcome to the official Constitution of the Republic of Petoria! Here lie the core principles, laws, and unbreakable rules set forth by our Supreme Leader, Peter Griffin, for the benefit of all loyal Petorians.
The Republic of Petoria is governed solely by our Supreme Leader, Peter Griffin. Peter’s word is law, and his decisions are final (unless he changes his mind, which happens frequently). All citizens are required to support and agree with Peter's ideas, no matter how spontaneous or snack-inspired they may be.
All citizens of Petoria have the unalienable right to enjoy snacks at any time. Nachos, chips, and various other treats are officially protected by the constitution, and any attempt to deprive a citizen of snacks will be met with serious disapproval from Peter.
Petoria celebrates several national holidays, including but not limited to Pajama Fridays, Nacho Night Wednesdays, and No Pants Day. All citizens are expected to participate enthusiastically. Anyone caught not observing these holidays will be given a second chance to "loosen up" and embrace the Petorian spirit.
Petoria reserves the right to annex any neighboring property deemed useful, especially if it includes a pool, BBQ, or ample snack supplies. Annexation decisions are made by Peter and may be challenged, though any opposition is likely to be ignored or met with a BBQ invitation as a distraction.
Formal attire is strongly discouraged in Petoria. All citizens are encouraged to wear comfortable clothing, with pajamas being the preferred dress code every Friday. Pants are optional on designated No Pants Day, which occurs on the last Saturday of each month.
The national anthem of Petoria is “Surfin' Bird” by The Trashmen. Whenever this anthem is played, all citizens must perform the Bird Dance with enthusiasm and vigor. Failure to comply may result in gentle public shaming and extra snack duty.
Fun Fact: The Constitution of Petoria is updated whenever Peter feels like adding a new rule or snack-related mandate. Citizens are encouraged to check back often for “amendments.”