Welcome to the official list of policies of the glorious Republic of Petoria, as decreed by our Supreme Leader, Peter Griffin. These policies are non-negotiable and must be followed by all loyal Petorians.
Every Friday is declared Pajama Day. All citizens of Petoria are required to wear their favorite pajamas from dawn till dusk. Formal attire is strictly forbidden, as it does not align with Petorian values of comfort and relaxation.
The Petorian national anthem, "Surfin' Bird" by The Trashmen, must be played at least once every hour. Citizens are encouraged to sing along and perform the Bird Dance, as failure to do so may result in public shaming by Peter himself.
All pools located within 100 yards of Petoria are considered potential Petorian territories. Citizens are entitled to enjoy these pools freely, and any resistance from the original owners shall be considered an act of hostility against the Republic.
Snacks, especially nachos and beer, are considered essential to the happiness of Petorians. All households must maintain a minimum snack stockpile, failure of which will result in mandatory resupply visits from Peter.
The last Saturday of each month is designated "No Pants Day." Citizens are encouraged to express their freedom by not wearing pants. However, all citizens are required to maintain a certain level of decency (as determined by Peter).
These policies are subject to change at the whim of our Supreme Leader. Check back regularly for updates, as ignorance of new policies is not a valid excuse for non-compliance!