Annexation Rules

The Republic of Petoria reserves the right to expand its borders as Peter Griffin sees fit. Below are the official rules and conditions for annexing any neighboring lands into our beloved republic.

Rule 1: Close Proximity

Any land within shouting distance of Peter’s backyard (approximately 100 yards) is eligible for annexation. If Peter can see your property from his lawn, it's fair game.

Rule 2: Strategic Value

Properties with pools, BBQ setups, or large snack reserves are prime candidates for annexation. The more snacks, the better your chances of becoming part of Petoria.

Rule 3: Pool and BBQ Access

All annexed territories must provide unrestricted access to pools and BBQ areas for Petorian citizens. Refusal may result in repeat “annexation attempts” until cooperation is achieved.

Rule 4: Compliance with Petorian Holidays

Annexed properties must observe all Petorian holidays, including Pajama Fridays, Nacho Nights, and No Pants Day. All citizens of newly annexed territories are expected to participate.

Rule 5: Display of the Petorian Flag

Each annexed property must proudly display the Petorian flag, designed by Peter himself. Flag checks may be conducted randomly to ensure compliance.

Rule 6: Official Snack Supply

Annexed territories must maintain a well-stocked supply of nachos, chips, and beverages for any visiting Petorians. Snack shortages will result in “official” recommendations to restock.

Rule 7: Respect for the Supreme Leader

All newly annexed citizens must show proper respect and admiration for Peter Griffin, Supreme Leader of Petoria. Regular compliments are highly encouraged, especially regarding his BBQ skills.