Welcome to Petoria!
The Republic of Petoria, led by our benevolent Supreme Leader Peter Griffin, is a unique and vibrant micro-nation. Whether you're here for the nachos, pool parties, or to admire our annexed territories, there's something for everyone.
Getting to Petoria
- Location: Peter Griffin’s backyard — follow the flags.
- Entry: No passport. Bring a smile and obey the latest decrees.
- Transport: Parking near the Griffin household. Skateboards, bicycles, and giant chickens welcome.
Things to Do
- National Pool Day: Sundays at Joehio’s pool — fun, relaxation, BBQ.
- Bird Dance Hour: Top of every hour — the sacred Chicken Dance.
- Nacho Nights: Wednesdays — honor the national food with fellow citizens.
Local Attractions
- Supreme Leader’s Throne: Peter’s recliner — the seat of power.
- Pawtucket Ale Brewery: Technically outside Petoria, still a must-visit.
- Annexed Territories: Tour Joehio and admire its world-class pool facilities.
Tips for Visitors
- Follow all decrees. Peter’s whims are law.
- Carry a snack. Sharing nachos = goodwill.
- Respect Pajama Fridays.