Welcome to Petoria!
The Republic of Petoria, led by our benevolent Supreme Leader Peter Griffin, is a unique and vibrant micro-nation. Whether you're here for the nachos, pool parties, or to admire our annexed territories, there's something for everyone!
Getting to Petoria
- Location: Petoria is conveniently located in Peter Griffin's backyard. Just follow the flags!
- Entry Requirements: No passport needed. Just bring a smile and a willingness to follow Peter's latest decrees.
- Transportation: Parking is available near the Griffin household. Skateboards, bicycles, and giant chickens are also welcome.
Things to Do in Petoria
- National Pool Day: Every Sunday, join us at Joehio's pool for fun, relaxation, and BBQ.
- The Bird Dance Hour: Don’t miss the top-of-the-hour Chicken Dance, a sacred tradition of Petoria.
- Nacho Nights: Every Wednesday, indulge in the national food of Petoria with fellow citizens.
Local Attractions
- The Supreme Leader's Throne: Admire Peter's recliner, the seat of power in Petoria.
- Pawtucket Ale Brewery: While technically outside Petoria, it’s a must-visit for all beer enthusiasts.
- The Annexed Territories: Take a tour of Joehio and admire its world-class pool facilities.
Tips for Visitors
- Follow all decrees of the Supreme Leader. Peter’s whims are law!
- Always carry a snack. Sharing nachos is a sign of goodwill.
- Respect the sacred tradition of wearing pajamas on Fridays.
Contact Information
Need help planning your visit? Contact the Ministry of Snacks and Relaxation at visit@petoria.gov.
For urgent matters, call our hotline at 1-800-PETORIA.