Frequently Asked Questions
Why doesn’t the hotline at 1-800-PETORIA work?
The hotline isn’t working because Supreme Leader Peter Griffin unplugged the phone to “stop all the spam calls.” Peter insists, “If it’s important, they’ll show up at my house.”
Do I need a passport to visit Petoria?
No passport required! Visitors only need to follow official decrees, join Nacho Nights, and respect Pajama Fridays.
What is the official currency of Petoria?
The “Griffin Dollar.” It has no real value—bartering with nachos or beer is preferred.
Can I apply for Petorian citizenship?
Yes! Apply here and list your favorite snacks for faster approval.
Is Petoria recognized by other nations?
Not officially, but BBQ diplomacy with Molossia keeps us strong. Recognition is overrated—nachos aren’t.
What happens if I disobey a decree?
Minor offenses get you banned from Nacho Night. Major ones—like doubting Peter’s pool—lead to Bird Dance duty.
Does Petoria have a military?
Yes. The Petorian Defense Squad: Peter, Brian, and Stewie (if he’s not grounded).
Can I start a business in Petoria?
Sure! It must promote snacks, relaxation, or comedy. Peter approves ideas he finds funny after a beer.
Is there an official anthem?
Yes, “Surfin’ Bird.” It’s played at every national event and whenever Peter walks in.
Can outsiders attend Petorian holidays?
Of course! Bring snacks, wear pajamas, and join our Pool Day or Embassy BBQ.
How do I contact the Supreme Leader?
Please don’t. Peter checks his inbox once a year—usually to delete HOA spam.
What are the national laws?
Just one: “Peter is always right.” Everything else is optional—except nacho sharing.
Where are the Petorian embassies?
See Embassies Page for BBQ locations and Nacho diplomacy zones.