How to Become a Citizen of Petoria
Joining the Republic of Petoria is simple and fun! Follow these steps to start your new life as a proud Petorian citizen.
Fill Out the Citizenship Application
Complete the official citizenship application form. Be prepared to answer important questions like your favorite snacks, your pajama style, and your preferred BBQ sauce flavor.
Learn the National Anthem
Practice singing Petoria’s national anthem, “Surfin’ Bird” by The Trashmen. It’s a sacred tradition to perform the anthem during national events and every Chicken Dance Hour.
Embrace Petorian Values
Familiarize yourself with the Supreme Leader’s decrees, including Pajama Fridays, Nacho Nights, and mandatory relaxation at Joehio’s pool. Respect for the national snack and beverage (nachos and beer) is non-negotiable.
Pass the Citizenship Quiz
The citizenship quiz includes fun and important questions like “Who is the Supreme Leader?” and “What’s the proper way to perform the Chicken Dance?” Don’t worry; it’s designed to be easy and entertaining!
Celebrate Your New Citizenship
Once approved, you’ll receive a Petorian Citizenship Certificate and a voucher for your first nachos and beer at the Griffin household. Welcome to Petoria!